Sunday, February 19, 2012

Blag Post that Requires Work: I Invent an Invention Via the Process of Inventationism.

The "tecnology"* in the 1800's is pretty revolutionary. The battery, steam-powered car (fail), gas lighting, match, tin can, typewriter, raincoat, and stethoscope, to name a few, were all invented in the early 1800's. Since the part of the book that we've read takes place around 1812, only a few of these are available to Pip[squeak]. Pip and company did enjoy some conveniences, however. They had fire, and the wheel, agriculture, language, rocks, and all sorts of cunning innovations. Less jokingly, they would have had oil lighting, candles, a fireplace by which to sit, and a clock to tell time with.

I have to come up with a brilliant invention now. That's real easy. [In real time, hours pass.]
BRAINBLAST!!!!!

The Firebolt
Fire-lighting in a flash!
Ever have problems lighting your fire? This revolutionary new item, the Firebolt, will do all of the work for you! Striking flint on steel has never been so easy. Similar in design to a crossbow, just draw back the "bolt" (it's attached to the string, so no fear), hold it to your tinder, and let go! You'll have a roaring fire in minutes. Keep away from children and arsonists.

WARNING: FIRE IS HOT.

*Information from a web site that is is mispeld is most definitely valid.