Oh, man. Word Power. I've had a particularly extensive active vocabulary for all of my life, but I have leaned so many new things. I quite enjoy expanding my vocabulary. I have a particularly amusing anecdote to blag about a time when I was in P.E.
Since we're reading R+J Foreverz!, which is a play, I'll write it in a script format.
BLAKE: Man, she's hot.
MYSELF: [languidly] She does display a rather callipygian figure, does she not?
BLAKE: What the ****'s that supposed to mean?
Enriching conversation, as one can clearly observe.
Due to word power, I can communicate with my fellow classmates and impress people who are impressed by the use of sesquipedalian language, or sound pretentious to those who are not. I'll surely find the opportunity to bust out my word powers and save the day, or perhaps sentence, someday.
I SHALL RISE FROM THE ASHES LIKE A VERBALLY ARTICULATE PHOENIX AND SHOW THE WORLD THE TRUE MEANING OF LANGUAGE!
Sorry. Listening to touching music gottapostthisnowBAM!
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