First off: I will attempt to make this a weekly blog.
EDIT: No one reads this anyway so never mind.
Second off: Entertaining words on a screen.
So, I have been doing a lot of school lately, and for what? An education, and subsequently, a well-paying job, possibly one that exercises my intellectual capabilities. Perhaps I grow up and help develop fusion energy reactors, effectively saving the world via clean energy. Mentally challenging? Yes. Well-paying? Probably. The dream job? Not remotely close. So-called "real" jobs such as the aforementioned fusion energy research and development one contain unusually large quantities of what is known to many as, "work". Work, contrary to popular belief, is not necessarily an element of a job. Many do consider it what makes a job a "real" job, but some exist that require no work at all.
One such example is my "dream job". A YouTube Content Creator. This, like "sanitary engineer", is an over-inflated version of the real job title, so one sounds less stupid when discussing their profession. A YouTube
Content Creator is just someone who makes videos on YouTube. Thanks to Google and advertising, this can now be a paying career. For some, it means that concept of "work" I wrote of earlier. Perhaps it may be less stressful than nuclear fusion, but nonetheless, there is still effort that must be spent. This is true in the case of animators, musicians, filmmakers, or other people who put effort into their videos so that people will want to watch them. For some, however, natural talent goes a long way. An extremely accurate example of this is the case of the Game Grumps. YouTube users JonTron (Jon Jafari) and Egoraptor (Arin Hansen) are the creators of this channel, and as a result, their occupation is to play video games in front of a microphone and say funny stuff. It would be difficult to even conceptualize a job that is both easier than that and humanly possible. They quite obviously put little effort or planning into their work, and it's still entertaining enough that a few hundred thousand people watch every video of theirs, myself included. I'm even buying their commemorative t-shirt. I like them, but I'm jealous as a desert cactus looking at a postcard from the Amazon. HOW COME THEY GET ALL THE RAIN AND I DON'T, HUH? NO FAIR!
I doubt I will ever be a YouTube Content Creator; however, if this blag is successful enough, I might be able to scrape a few bucks out of it. Thanks, Google. If I have enough readership, I might just graduate college with a bunch of degrees and then type funny words (such as "blubber") on a keyboard for a meager wage.
So, share this blog with others, or else I'll have no choice but to be a productive member of society!
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